1. 1 year ago 

   Talking with Melissa

   me: you wanna know what I hate?

   people who say they need something from you and it's urgent and, within 3 minutes, you type back "what?" and get no response.

   (many minutes later)

   Melissa: i totally hate that.

   what about people who leave a conversation right in the middle because their husband shows up with kfc?

   are they okay?

   me: yeah. That's allowed.

   Melissa: phew

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