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Talking with Melissa

• me: you wanna know what I hate?
• people who say they need something from you and it's urgent and, within 3 minutes, you type back "what?" and get no response.
• (many minutes later)
• Melissa: i totally hate that.
• what about people who leave a conversation right in the middle because their husband shows up with kfc?
• are they okay?
• me: yeah. That's allowed.
• Melissa: phew